calef 

If you have a Calef in your life, then you've got yourself a problem. Calef's are very cute but tend to ask so many questions that it tends to become unbearable. All he does is talk talk talk but never knows how to shut up ( kind of like a parrot). If you see a Calef coming your way, you better turn around and run.

Person 1: "ugghh! That new kid is soo annoying! "
Person 2: "Oh no! He must be a Calef. "

calef by mayebelinee:3 June 22, 2014

Calef 

Has a very small penis, girls don't know what to do with it because it is so small. you will usually see calef with his "girlfriend" who actually has a larger cock than him. he looks very odd and is usually insulted and whispered about by more attractive women.

Girls: ew calef is so weird

Calef by calef hater June 14, 2022

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

caleb logan 

A YouTuber who was part of a family vlogging channel called Bratayley. He had 2 younger sisters. He vlogged for nearly 5 years until his life came to an end on October 1, 2015 at 7:08 PM at the age of 13. He passed away from hypertrophic cardiomyopathy which was a heart disease that ran in his mom's side of the family. It went undetected in his yearly check ups.

Caleb Logan's death was a tragedy for the YouTube community and Bratayley fans.

caleb logan by Kenny McC0rmick January 27, 2017

Caleigh 

A Caleigh is a Caleigh, not a Kaylee, Calle, or Kiely. She will always stay with you no matter what. She can be mean if she needs to be. She is beautiful, smart, and kind, but will deny it to the grave. She could be described as a mom or a big sister a best friend or an amazing girlfriend. Whatever she is to you, you are extremely lucky that she is.

Person 1 - “Jackson finally got a girlfriend “
Person 2 - “really who is it”
Person 1 - “Caleigh”
Person 2 - “ Seriously he is so lucky”
Person 1 - “ I know right, I’m jealous”

Caleigh by Jackson_PonnyLarry December 19, 2019

Cakefiend

Someone who goes back for another piece of cake.. no matter what.

"Leah is such a cakefiend, Tyson is too."

Cakefiend by NoReallyNotMe December 30, 2016

Caleb Logan 

An amazing boy who sadly passsed away on October 1st 2015 at the age of 13. He made so many people smile and will be missed dearly.

'Caleb Logan is my favourite youtuber'

Caleb Logan by Caleblogan-bby April 26, 2017