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A town in Puerto Rico which are metropolitan area wannabes, they live so far away from San Juan its impossible to walk there. Every single business and government agency lists them as "isla" and not even as part of the metro area.

Metropolitan areas in Puerto Rico are: San Juan, Bayamon, Carolina, Guaynabo, Toa Baja (Levittown) & Trujillo Alto.
Friend: I live in caguas, its in the metro area...
Me: For real? In what way?
Friend: Oh our phone lines are metro area listed.
Me: So what? You live so far away you gotta sleep to get there and pay an expensive toll.
Friend: *sniffs* I want to live in the metro area *sniffs*
caguas by codezero April 3, 2006
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Cagasburra 

An italian expression mixing "caga" or "caca" that means pooping, and "sburra" or "sborra" that means cum(or "cuming".
It is used as a nonsensical expression to let people almost get the meaning of it, but then no, it is a wtf word that will shock your italian friend for the beautifulness of the juxtaposition of those two words.
"Va bene Ciro, dormi pure."
Ciro: "Ho fatto, ho fatto la cagasburra"
Cagasburra by pollocane January 26, 2022
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Caguama pronounced ca-wa-ma. 32 ounces(940ml) of beer. Usually Tecate, Carta Blanca, Victoria, Corona Familiar Pacifico or Sol. not 40oz cuz mexican beer doesn't come in that size. a Caguama is a sea turtle(loggerhead). That's how the bottle is shaped like a little turtle, if your drunk enough. In Spainish Caguama is translated to English as simply turtle.
Caguama by timmy21 June 13, 2008

Cagasburra 

When you eat too much cevapi and your stomach cannot handle it anymore, resulting in excrements that resemble ragù.
Tecs: "Hey Marta how are things?"
Marta: "Not well Tecs, today I made cagasburra..."
Cagasburra by pm-bidoni July 9, 2022

Cauasian 

The term used to label someone who is biracial, their ethnicities being Caucasian and Asian.
My ethnicty is Cauasian
Cauasian by amarie992 August 17, 2014

Cagasuge 

If you are cagasuge, you are on top.
"Look at cagasuge"
"I know, he is on top :)"
Cagasuge by sussexsussex February 8, 2022

Cagasuge 

If you are a Cagasuge, you are so morbidly obese that you can cause an Earthquake
Look, it's Cagasuge

Is that a planet?
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