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1. The complimentary action of boning your woman while your roommate simultaneously pwns competitors in an online game. (Preferably in another room.)
While Porkchizzle was pwning n00bs in Halo 3, I was bwning my hot little lady in my room upstairs.
bwning by drew diggler October 19, 2007
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a very sweet kind person who will always make you smile. she is amazingggg at edits and is so talented. she is such a great freind and so chill and fun to hang out with.
if you find a bening you are very lucky
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savage boning  

Sex without a condom. Bare boning.
Yah, last night I was lurking hella cutty and ended up savage boning this real slutty broad...

Air-Boning 

To grind up real close with a girl in a drunk and passionate way.

Similar to an air-guitar, air-boning is the action of mimicking sexual motions while dancing hard at a party. It can also be called grinding, dirty dancing, or nut crushing.
“Dennis ‘The DuffleBag’ was air-boning that giant sophomore chick last night.”

Translation: Dennis was holding that larger second-year William Smith student so close, they were ‘dirty dancing’ really passionately yesterday evening.
Air-Boning by TheHaleStorm December 7, 2009

chicken boning 

The act of making an enemy hit a cuccoo and dies of a result.
I'm currently chicken boning a bokoblin.
chicken boning by somerandomguy946 December 14, 2018

Boning Zone

It is the location where the magical sexual intercourse between a male and female takes place.
Joe bangs all the chicks from High School in his boning zone.
Boning Zone by Joe McNasty November 13, 2010

boning the prime cut 

Making love to a beautiful woman. Screwing a babe. (Usually the first time; first sexual encounter.)
Bart had flirted with Tina in the office for months. She seemed out of his league though; he probably had even placed her her on a pedestal. Yet tonight, here he was, screwing her... boning the prime cut... and she was loving it with him.
boning the prime cut by Quinster January 31, 2008
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