buttspread

An ointment applied to a noob's buttock to relieve pain when suffering from a severe ass kicking.

Noob 1: Ouch! I thought melee was the A button the whole time! LAWLZ. I totally got my ass kicked!
Noob 2: Here's some buttspread. Don't use a lot... I'm running low.

by Brenden Noll November 22, 2007