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butt squirrel

Luke,stop acting like a fucking butt squirrel
by almo and sass July 14, 2003
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butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
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squirrel butt

Person who acts stupid. Some of the ways to be a squirrel butt:
1. Stealing other people's made up words
2. Taking people's stuff
3. Taunting people
4. Making fun of friends
Dude1: You are so weird! Haha! Look at the weird kid!
Dude2: Shutup, man. You're such a squirrel butt !
by LiveUrLife_Randomosity February 11, 2009
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euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas
as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."
by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013
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Buttsquirrel

A person, mainly female gender, who likes to look at squirrels and coincidentally looks like a butt.
Girl that looks like a butt: Oooo, squirrels!!!

Guy: Dude, your a buttsquirrel...
by Big_josh84 September 4, 2011
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