butt imp

a mischievous little creature that relishes butt, crusted fecal matter, anal hair and burst hemorrhoids. Butt imps are known for licking dried up crusty poop from asses of others.
Synonyms: Ass Imp, Dirty old bastard

Big Mike is not a human, rather a butt imp, this is evident by his well-known fetish for the poop encrusted fence posts that he often shoves up his own ass, just to burst his hemorrhoids and snag his shit caked anal hair.

butt imp by Kevykins Mailbox March 31, 2009

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butt implant

1.Expression used to reserve ones seat or spot for sitting. Contradicts "Move your feet, lose your seat."

Man, I dont want to lose my seat. "Butt implant!"

butt implant by ubba... July 6, 2007

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imperial butt trooper

Is a member of darth vader's personal group of gay storm troopers.

Look at that Imperial Butt Trooper playing With His blaster rifle!!!

Can a imperial Butt trooper take in

Jabba the Butt!?

imperial butt trooper by "Jod"I"MASTER"Bater!!!! May 19, 2016

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Imperial Butt-load

The imperial weight classification of a metric shit-tonne.

Loo! Did you know I’d saved an Imperial butt-load of training speed ups for the next upgrade event?

Imperial Butt-load by LT’s words April 12, 2022

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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