butt imp

a mischievous little creature that relishes butt, crusted fecal matter, anal hair and burst hemorrhoids. Butt imps are known for licking dried up crusty poop from asses of others.
Synonyms: Ass Imp, Dirty old bastard

Big Mike is not a human, rather a butt imp, this is evident by his well-known fetish for the poop encrusted fence posts that he often shoves up his own ass, just to burst his hemorrhoids and snag his shit caked anal hair.

by Kevykins Mailbox March 31, 2009

butt implant

1.Expression used to reserve ones seat or spot for sitting. Contradicts "Move your feet, lose your seat."

Man, I dont want to lose my seat. "Butt implant!"

by ubba... July 6, 2007

imperial butt trooper

Is a member of darth vader's personal group of gay storm troopers.

Look at that Imperial Butt Trooper playing With His blaster rifle!!!

Can a imperial Butt trooper take in

Jabba the Butt!?

by "Jod"I"MASTER"Bater!!!! May 19, 2016

Imperial Butt-load

The imperial weight classification of a metric shit-tonne.

Loo! Did you know I’d saved an Imperial butt-load of training speed ups for the next upgrade event?

by LT’s words April 12, 2022