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butt bondo 

What the f*ck? This has't been defined yet? Bondo is used to fill vacuous spots on a surface. If your ass gets chewed by your boss, or some other person who might be important to your career or role, then you might need butt bondo to fill that vacuuation. Capisce?
You agreed to do some important documentation while is on vacation (poet, didn't know it ...), and you didn't get it done, and your boss sits you in his office for 20 minutes telling you about how you threw the schedule off, and cost the company N dollars, . . . You might be a redneck, er (^H^H^H...) need butt bondo for the ass chewing you received.
butt bondo by ninjalerk June 17, 2010
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Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

buttbonding 

what you get when you don't fart for an uncomfortably long time and then you leak a real flabby one.
tanner unleashed his daily buttbonding and proceeded to be showered with farthate from everybody in the zumba class.
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