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Burning Lands 

A kingdom in El PAso Texas, that is the oldest kingdom in amtgard. Due to the lithium in the water supply, The officers of this park tend to be self important, and lack basic grasps on normal sanity. Often leads to living in mothers basement, or other insanity. Fighters from this kingdom often are thrown off of the field in other places, due to using lead pipes covered with duct tape as weapons.

Also often reffered to as the "bastard step child of Dragonspine."
Place : A kingdom in El Paso, Texas, that is the oldest kingdom in Amtgard. Due to the lithium in the water supply, The officers of this park tend to be self important, and lack basic grasps on normal sanity. Often leads to living in mothers basement, or other insanity. Fighters from this kingdom often are thrown off of the field in other places, due to using lead pipes covered with duct tape as weapons.

Also often referred to as the "bastard step child of Dragon spine."
Burning Lands by William Skitt December 20, 2004
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burning lands legal 

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.
Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.