burhemoth

Burhemoth (Burr-hee-mawth)
Conjuction for: Behemoth Burrito; also spelt burrhemoth for emphasis.

A burhemoth is the result when you order a regular menu item but ad to or double the items already inside of it and the taco shop guy is forced to use a second (or more) tortilla/s to accomplish the task of rolling it. Generally the resulting outcome is a 5 to 10lb burrito the size of a newborn baby or a 'behemoth' burrito.

Making one is easy l, but eating it is another story... but needless to say if you like the taco shop you bought it at... it will be epically delicious.

Me: I want a California Burrito with extra beans-
Barrista: It doesn't come with beans, do you want to ad beans?
Me: yes, ad beans and I want extra sour cream and guac as well and make sure they ad extra beans to that... and American Guac not Mexican.
Barista: Ok...

15 minutes later

Barista: <laughs>

Me: what?
Barista: oh nothing, that's just a huge burrito.
Me: I know right, it's a burhemoth.

by Muttemor October 29, 2017

Behemoth

Behemoth something very large or of great size and strength. Behemoth is commonly associated with a very large and powerful creature.

In the book of Job Chapter 40 of the bible God refers to the Behemoth as a great creature of the land with unsurpassed strength and size.

by Kevin Monroe February 8, 2004

Behemoth bitch

Any huge lady who has full control over her husband.

1-yo,nigga...that behemoth bitch in the movie 'Norbit' is an ideal wife according to all the dumbass feminists.Yo better watch ya fine ass while choosin' ya chick.

by Lee Ons July 21, 2011

Behemoth

Behemoth is an Extreme Death Metal band that comes from Poland. They play some of the heaviest and harshest music ever heard by human ears. Their lyrics are also quite insane.

Behemoth has a guitar player named Nergal who is one of the most skilled artists in Metal.

by Cannibalistic Bastard March 23, 2005

brohemoth

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.

Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."

by concussionme August 22, 2009

Behemoth cheeks

Cheeks of the behemoth complexion

Wow sir those sure are some fine BEHEMOTH CHEEKS may I stroke them?

by Anglo saxon egg November 2, 2017

Big Behemoth

A big behemoth slob is a term for a big boy that lerks in the Delaware county region of Ohio. This big boys hobby’s include mowing down large orders of Taco Bell, hitting his dab pen and chugging sodas. This mammal finds its prey by sneaking up from behind and illegally checking them into the dasher boards causing the glass to vibrate violently and making spectators fear that the boards will be removed from the bolts that they are secured too. This normally happens right before the bitching at the officials occurs for so innocently doing their jobs. The average job this Sasquatch fearing mammal will acquire consists of but not limited to. A fast food manager, comic book reviewer or police officer averaging around (+/- 40K a year) which will go primarily into funding the local Taco Bell and keeping them in business.

Hey look that’s Big Behemoth! He’s going up for thirds!

by Literarydefineranal_v1 June 3, 2020