burger cooch

The torrid result of when a woman has eaten a fast-food burger saturated in grease and laden with ketchup, onions, mayo, and cheese. After she's digested the food, the resultant odor eminating from her vagina could quite possibly kill the frail or infirm, though it may also induce hunger and a desire to locate the nearest McDonald's in some people.

"Dude, I was making out with her in my Z28 when all of a sudden I was like 'oh shit, did I drop a burger in here last night or something?' Then I realized it was burger cooch."

"I went to go down on her, but as soon as I got those pants off it was like I was face-to-face with a rancid fucking burger. She had burger cooch, man. Oh, jeez, everything still smells like onions to me..."

by don_tardo August 1, 2009

Burgergooch

Burgergooch is an amazing word originating from bitlife. A burgergooch looks like an autistic horse and can usually be found stuffing their face with Texas bbq sauce Pringles. Burgergooches understand eachother all of the time. It’s a great adjective to use to describe your friends when they’re being REALLY special. Normally, burgergooches are brunette or blonde and fun fact; burgergooches don’t share their food. Even with their closest friends or family-only fellow burgergooches share food with one another. Don’t be offended if your friend doesn’t share food with you, she’s/he’s either a greedy pig or a burgergooch. DO NOT DISTURB A BURGERGOOCH WHEN SHE IS EATING it’s very dangerous as she will turn into an angry hippo!! Trust me you do not want to see that. A burgergooch has a big personality, all though they like to keep themselves to themselves. Don’t be fooled as burgergooches are very loud on the outside and usually have a very big mouth for speaking and of course the Pringles! Don’t mess with a burgergooch cos they’ll snap right back at your face. You mess with one burgergooch, you mess with all burgergooches. You can identify a burgergooch by their outfit. Most of the time, a burgergooches outfit is inspired by theyre food as a burgergooch feels very emotionally attached to most of the aisles in Asda. Especially the cookie aisles for some burgergooches. Food tech is a great opportunity to fit in the bbq Texas Pringles that they forgot to eat at break time.

Person 1: oh look there’s a burgergooch her name must be Millie.
Person 2: no you detty pig her names defo Amy.

by mstheburgergooch March 6, 2020