bungswipe

the art of stealthily taking an object (usually food, or somthing that will be held), wiping your ass with it, then putting it back. works great with vegetables, fruits, pencils, microphones.

origin: Cleveland Ohio

Ron and his buddy thought they were going to close some ass, but Janet caught them bungswiping one of her apples.

or

Jermaine was acting like a moon cricket, so i bungswiped his microphone from his work area.

by lamp unit October 11, 2007

waste of bungwipe

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.

Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.

by Telephony January 17, 2012

bungwipe

A slang term used to describe (a roll of) toliet paper.

Hey Martha! We're out of bungwipe again!

by Telephony November 28, 2011

bungsnoipe

A slightly nicer way of calling somebody a buttsnoipe (an assclown, asshat, asshole etc,)

That fartknocker is such a bungsnoipe for sneaking fish food flakes into the stroganoff at the buffet the other night.

by Telephony January 5, 2011

bungwipe

a cloth or fabric for the wiping of one's bung

Damnit, Beavis! Come back here with that candy! You owe me, bungwipe!

by The Mole September 29, 2004

Bungslice

Your butt crack, or the sloping of the butt leading into the butthole.

"My bungslice hurts when i whipe."

by Bryce August 4, 2003

Bongwipe

1:A bongwipe is a term used to describe someone who smoked too much weed, or other drug, and is now as dumb as a bong.

2:Another way to say "asswipe" or "dumbass".

3:A moron that would be king, if stupidity was a form of currency or respect.

I tried to teach that bongwipe how to play, but would get 21 and just keep hitting!

by Doom-Muffin November 6, 2009