bumshuffle

\ˈbəmˈshə-fəl\ (noun) - the exaggerated way a panhandler will walk at intersections in order to get more money from motorists through sympathy or amusement.

Crazy Bob's panhandling income increased 30 percent when he perfected the limp in his bumshuffle.

by akrazo September 20, 2011

Bare bum shuffle

When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.

Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"

by Luxiebird August 19, 2009

Bumwuffled

Extremely confused or surprised to the point where you have nothing to say.

Judah was Bumwuffled when he saw the mansion broski clan built

by bumwuffler March 20, 2022

bumshuckler

It is my personal word for a bum who lives on the streets and peels corn

Look at that bumshuckler over on 3rd avenue!

by John March 31, 2004

BumTruffle

While in the act of anal intercourse with a female the penis is lubricated with a brown residue.. resembling the colour of truffles..

I had anal for the first time lastnight. As I pulled out it was covered in BumTruffle.

by Monkskin April 16, 2022

bugscuffled

The feeling of wanting to punch someone in the face upon meeting them for the first time

Everyone kept telling me what a great guy, Thomas was. But my first impression of him left me completely bugscuffled.

by word gypsy June 22, 2022