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1. A person, place, or thing (aka NOUN) that habitually ruins/fails/destroys in some way. Used synonymously with crapper.

2. (verb) bumrucking - to fail to work, to ruin, or to royally fuck up a situation.
"My camera won't work again. This is the fifth time this week."
"What a bumrucker."

or
"It's a bumrucker of a car, doesn't even work half the time."
or
"You're such a bumrucking idiot, man. I can't believe you crashed your car into that fence post."
bumrucker by aishothegreat February 10, 2010
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bumfuckery 

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006

Busfucker 

Nobody reallt knows what it means but its generally used as an insult.
On November 24th 2017, a group of friends; Christina, Jhade, Berber, Gio & Jeily dubbed themselves as “ Busfucker ‘s”.
A) “Ugh shes such a busfucker”
B) “A what??”
A) “LMAO idk i hurd (one of the busfuckers) use it. I think its an insult or something.
Busfucker by ItsJust.Christina January 22, 2019

bumfuckegypt 

Actually, it means that you live in the middle of nowhere - in the boonies - out in the boondocks - in an extremely rural or out-of-the-way area. Destination has nothing to do with it.
If the nearest place to buy gas for your car is an hour's drive away, you live in bumfuckegypt!
bumfuckegypt by RAVENNY August 29, 2007

bugfucker 

Person with an extremely small dick, see needledick
bugfucker by Helpful April 30, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003
To suck ones booty hole.
"Dayum abbey really sucked every guys booty hole, she a butsucker"
butsucker by Big booty tom December 20, 2014
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