bump job 

Paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect penis. After all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual fellatio. Upon completion of fellatio semen is delivered into the hobo's beard.

Guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro

bump job by Hoggonzo December 4, 2014

bump job 

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

bump job by michael foolsley June 2, 2022

bumpjob 

When a guy's cock and a gal's pregnant belly (i.e. her bump) are rubbed against each other for his pleasure.

When Carl's wife was pregnant, she would sometimes give him a bumpjob as foreplay.

bumpjob by balloonie-cat March 2, 2015