A
true Italian man
beast with at least
six illegitimate children. He likes all women, some men, and the occasional animal. He is known for his expressions and loud noises, often of the hilarious variety. He plays drums in marching band, but still impregnates at least 4 girls a weekend, then encourages most of them to get abortions.
"Hey Saucy Butterpants want to go to a movie this Friday
night?"
"I would like to but I have to
work to provide child support for my many kids. Also, I have to
fashion a tool used for abortions from a clothes hanger."