Bummaphone

A musical instrument played via buggery, comprised of various sodomites bent over in a line and thrust upon to elicit the desired tone, pitch and sound for a shithole symphony.
Not to be confused with Marvin Suggs and the Muppaphone, the name Bummaphone is a modern colloquial term for the Greek instrument "Sodomophone" coined from the Ancient Greek word Σόδομα (Sódoma) and φωνή (phōnḗ) sound, voice.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"Oh i'm off to Barrow-In-Furness to take part in the north west Bummaphone Philarsemonic Orchestra performance at the forum."

"Are you the performer or the receiver?"

"Oh no, unfortunately I've been banned from playing the bummaphone since I performed Beethoven's 5th in A minor"
by Sk!n July 01, 2024
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