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Bumble dick 

When you’re rubbered on the wingers or MD and can’t get a boner.
For fuck sake I just can’t get hard, must be bumble dick.
Bumble dick by agmw305 March 10, 2018
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bumble dick 

slang for a vibrator, due to the nature of its buzzing sound.
"on lonely nights when the rain pours outside, and the thunder shakes my house, i ease my frightened mind with my buzzing bumble dick"
bumble dick by the structured December 20, 2008

Bubble dick 

Like a chode but more puffy ( funny saying)
Ahh bubble dicks , your a bubble dick
Bubble dick by adspe November 5, 2019

Bubble Gum Dick "BGD" 

Dick that won't get hard no matter what you do.
"Girl I wouldn't be fucking him, he got Bubble Gum Dick "BGD" - Pegan
Bubble Gum Dick "BGD" by 806Pegan February 18, 2022

Bubble Gum Dick 

A man who can't get hard after hitting meth pipe.
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BUBBLE GUM DICK.

Patton by Pegan
Bubble Gum Dick by Ama806-Pegan February 18, 2022

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick 

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary
chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble 

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.
Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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