Bum Wipes

Slang term that can be used in place of "Toilet Paper."

Hey Joe, we're out of bum wipes!

by Michael (the main man) June 26, 2006

bum wipe butty

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.

That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch

by elvis the dog February 19, 2010