bruinz

Chicken wearing drippy shoes, also bastardized as "brunins", "bruins" or rarely "bruin". Its plural is bruinzes. It is also used to refer to a chicken wearing cosmetics that can be described as 'drippy'.

1. I put shoes and a necklace on my chicken.
2. So its a bruinz?
3. Brunins fr.

by flopgaming September 15, 2023

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.

"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles January 16, 2021

Brunzel

A dance move in which the enthusiastic dancer puts one foot up on a bench or any low object and proceeds to thrust his pelvis back and forth while putting his hands on either side of his head, elbows out. This move is especially popular in gay circles and the Philippines.

Whenever he hears the Black Eyed Peas' "Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night," he tosses back a Corona with Bacardi Limon and gets the crowd going with a Brunzel or two.

by brideofgoliath July 23, 2011

Bruinpied

Not being hired by a company because of controversial material you or some else has published on the Internet.

I need to go through my facebook profile and blog and take down those pictures of me passed out on the kitchen floor so I don't get bruinpied by the Wal*Mart hiring managers.

by ADMe April 28, 2006

bruins

Pro hockey team from Boston.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

brunz

N. An elderly person. Typically used in a derogatory tone.

That brunz George goes to McDonald's every day to get the senior discount on coffee.

That Grand Marquis is taking up three lanes! Fucking brunzes!

by Amber November 17, 2004

bruin

A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.

It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.

by University of Sexual Criminals August 22, 2004