when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and one squats in a crab like position over the other ones mouth while the person shits in they're mouth, while the catcher splooges on the shitters gooch.
Did you here Alex was Brown Crabbing Jason at the party last friday, i heared Ayrton's mom was pissed but she was releived because she got to paint it afterwards.
by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008
One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer
I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.
Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010