brown batter
brown batter by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006
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Brown Battery
"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"
Brown Battery by whizkidddd February 9, 2013
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brownhatter
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Battery Browne
Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children
Battery Browne by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020
brownbatter
When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.
"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."
"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."
"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."
brownbatter by lovekraft September 5, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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