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brosemination 

a term used to describe the action of calling your "bro" aka best friend, friend(s), brother(s), peers or whomever to inform them you just inseminated your significant other with plans to have a child, thus resulting in your counterparts to do the same as soon as possible with the ultimate goal of having children at the same time.
"dude brah, i just nutted in my lady. go get your lady and nut in her too" -brosemination
brosemination by bro-montana July 4, 2010
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Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.
I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums
Brosemite by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010

Jack broseman

Sucks at NBA 2k is a bot, super duper sexy, bot, bot, did I forget to mention is a bot? Looks like kelly oubre
Jack broseman by Luket04 June 20, 2019

Broseman 

(verb): To pee one's pants while standing in an elevator--usually caused by drunkenness.
That guy was so wasted he couldn't even wait to get upstairs, so he had to broseman on the way up.
Broseman by EZ22 November 10, 2010

Brosemer'd 

1. The act of not knowing one's own strength, and therefore breaking a work tool.

2. Generally fucking shit up.
Employee: "Uhh, boss? I kind of just Brosemer'd the pickax."

Boss: "Not again. Alright, no more hand equipment for you."
Brosemer'd by C-Bro October 28, 2014

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026