broombrick 

Typically female, but can also apply to those ultra small frame males...

A body/build of a broom with the ultra-lacking personality of a brick.

A FINE example is Nadia (Russian model) from "New Girl" television show, Season 1, Episode 22 - "Tomatoes"

Did you see that broombrick walking by? Not only was she not able to be seen when turned sideways, but dumb as a stump!

broombrick by DarthLoco September 27, 2012

yung cash register aka lil broomstick 

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"

Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames

yung cash register aka lil broomstick by BeastMaster65 July 17, 2017

Lil Broomstick 

Young Cashregister, A.K.A, LIL Broomstick was first popularized July 17, 2017, and ever since has left views and fans in awe at his sheer rapping skills. Lil Broomstick is a hip hop artist with only one song, yet millions of fans.

"Lil Broomstick is the greatest rapper of 2017."

Lil Broomstick by Lil Broomstick enthusiast July 23, 2017

Lil Broomstick 

A rapping god who won a Grammy.

Yung Cashregister aka Lil Broomstick

Lil Broomstick by Lil 🅱️Roomstick June 7, 2018

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.

Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"

Brampton Broomstick by Habsley November 18, 2019

Lil Broomstick 

Lil Broomstick, AKA Young Cash Register. Made his debut on July 17, 2017 with his song Swept Up. Ever since that song, he has gained hundreds of millions of fans, got a feature from Baku, and even won a grammy. He truly is an inspiring person, and many people look up to him as a father they never had. One of his best lines from Swept Up was, "Yuh Yuh Ok Yuh Aye Yuh" Truly inspiring. And lately a song got leaked named "clouted up" (The one featuring Baku) The best line from that was "I wanted pizza BONELESS, But dem bitches kept the BONE IN, I'm clouted up, I keep it 99 then I round it up.) As you can see, This man truly is inspiring to the world.

Lil Broomstick: Aye Yuh Yuh Yuh
Everyone: BRUH THIS SHIT IS FIREEEEE!!!!

Lil Broomstick by I_Like_Memes696969 August 8, 2020

broomstick rider 

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).

"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!

broomstick rider by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016