The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.
Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.
Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.
Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!
Jack: ...Can I help?
Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.
Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!
Jack: ...Can I help?
by Japegrape November 30, 2011