brhomo

Short for "bromosexual;" a portmanteau of "bro" and "homo."

A macho douchebag who does ambiguously-gay things, like wearing flamboyant clothing, or participating in gay fraternity pranks.

"While waxing the new frat member's ass, Kevin dripped some on his pink Ed Hardy shirt."

"What a brhomo."

by Sexy Jebus August 30, 2018

Bromovian

Bromovian (Bromo)

adjective Bro·mo·vi·an
Definition of Bromovian
: of, relating to, or being in the sedimentarian or sloth-like style and energy.

Bromovian

Kyle was super "bromovian" last night. We tried to go out but he wouldn't leave his house.

by MightyJoeJung April 26, 2017

Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Bromophobia

When someone is afraid of or threatened by a friendship they see between two male friends.

Sandra won't let Andrew come out tonight. That girl totally has bromophobia.

OR

Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.

by female bromancer December 27, 2010

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

Bromo sapien

(n.) Brohmoh Saypien
A brother, dude, bro, friend.
Derived from the inferior Homo sapien name in bronomial nomenclature.
A bromo sapien can be identified by frequently wearing tank tops, eating bacon (and other fine snacks if I do say so myself), having the skin tone of orange, and usually attempting to have a threesome with every 9 or 10 around.

Joe: What's up my Bromo sapien?
Sam: Nothin'. Just having bacon while tanning and attracting many fine women. The usual.

by CantalopePuncher September 4, 2011

bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009