brencow

Brencow is a fictional character based off of Panic! At The Disco singer, Brendon Urie, if he was a cow. Brencow was featured in a awesome short story. Brendon became Brencow after the Cow Gods cursed him after eating steak to be a cow for the rest of his life. Sadly, Brencow's life didn't last long, after his milk was drinking straight from the utter by a crazy fangirl, she got so hungry she ate his meat too.

"Brencow's meat was delicious, I didn't even have to cook it"

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by jesstheemotrashcan May 25, 2016

Brencon

The most coolest person in the world. A Brencon, is english which makes everything better. Brencon, is hilarious and super duper cute. A Brencon would make anyone happy even when you're at their worse. I'd do anything to have my own Brencon.

Bren-Sin

Wendy: OH MY GOD TONY DUMPED ME.
Kyra: Well, you should of had a Brencon.

Wendy: Whats a Brencon
Kyra: THE COOLEST GUY EVER

Wendy: oh ok.

by KYRUHHHH July 7, 2010