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breedious 

-an activity that used to be easy and/or fun but is now time consuming & difficult since the addition of offspring in the form of a child/children

-a combination of the terms "breeder" & "tedious" (long & tiresome, causing weariness or boredom, synonyms: wearing, boring, tiring, monotonous, dull)
Since the birth of the new baby, trips to the grocery store have become very breedious.

Listening to Amber talk about her plans for little Madysyn's third birthday party was breedious.

Having to get up an hour earlier than normal to get kids ready for school before work or helping with homework projects in the evenings instead of relaxing are breedious activities that I have no interest in ever doing.
breedious by Willow1207 November 28, 2012
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One who is extremely fucking stupid, gullible, and dumb
Breuhh Sarahs so beedious. Did you see her rip that juul from the wrong end?
Beedious by lil sig April 28, 2020

breediful 

A word describing somebody who has the qualities and characteristics of an ideal person whom you would like to have children with.
Wow look how tall and good looking that girl is. She is so breediful!
breediful by TruthSeeker2017 February 6, 2017

beeriously beerious 

adj.: 1. A serious need for an alcoholic drink.

adv.: 2. When you seriously desire an adult libation.


beer drink drunk tipsy crunk wine-o alcohol libation weekend wino vino shwilly inebriated
My work week has been wretched! It's the weekend and I am beeriously beerious.

Beeriously, let's go to the wine bar.

In homage to ABC's hit Prime Time television series "Grey's Anatomy": Beeriously? Beeriously.
The state of one's situation being so serious that one feels an unshakable need to have a beer.
The Packers losing last night's game has me super beerious, bro.
Beerious by Jarrett Crowley September 29, 2017

breaditus 

When we eat a fuck ton of bread and you feel like something is sitting on your chest.

pronouned: brea-dit-us
Sorry coach can't practice today my breaditus is flaring up
breaditus by Three Girls One Loaf January 14, 2022

Breediful 

When a woman is so beautiful all you want to do is breed her so there is more of her in the world.
Dude look at her....she's stunning, she's perfect, she's ...she's breediful!!!!

Yeah man good luck with that.
Breediful by ChiefCheev December 16, 2018