The most awesome of all the families, Branscums are the ancient war lords known in European mythology as extremely feared tyrants who are said to have had magical abilities. The branscums ruled with an iron fist and conquered all in there path. They were said to have at one point controlled all of ancient Europe and parts of Asia, enslaving all with their "magical abilities".
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