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branscum 

The most awesome of all the families, Branscums are the ancient war lords known in European mythology as extremely feared tyrants who are said to have had magical abilities. The branscums ruled with an iron fist and conquered all in there path. They were said to have at one point controlled all of ancient Europe and parts of Asia, enslaving all with their "magical abilities".
"The Branscums are coming! Run away! RUUU......... What is thy bidding, lord Branscum?"
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Branscom 

A Branscom is the device used to extract foreign objects from one's sphincter in the Emergency Room. As of this date, only 7 exist in North America.
By George that tranny dominatrix sure did get that walrus stature logged in me. Good thing they were able to fly in a Branscom from Tucson, or I would have missed my daughters wedding.
Branscom by WhiteManInABlackHat April 28, 2010
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