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braindouching

Not too unlike brainwashing, but using a stronger form of brainwashing.

{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched
Rikers was subject to a technique rather historically inaccurately referred to as braindouching.
braindouching by Telephony September 4, 2013

Braindouchery 

The act of observing something so horrific or stupid, the only possible way to stop seeing it is to put a douche in your ear and squeeze.
The way your brother tried to masturbate with a razor is braindouchery.
Braindouchery by Azekual009 January 7, 2011

braindouche 

Someone with a restricted mental capacity, i.e. anyone using the internet seriously.
That Gary Sinise is such a braindouche.
braindouche by bible April 29, 2005
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026