boxer burn

Like carpet burn, but on you junk from your boxers after having dry sex.

Guy 1: Man my fucking junk hurts!
Guy 2: What the fuck happened?!
Guy 1: I got Boxer burn! My girl dry fucked me so hard last night...

by Darrn April 14, 2014

boner burn

To jack off with icy hot and then to fuck a girl up the ass whole.

I gave your grandma a boner burn.

by chris dale armitage April 1, 2008

Boyer-Burned

A term used to describe a comment composed with the sole purpose of making a social media over-sharer of pointless ass opinions and stories feel retarded.

Jessica: "Perks of being single: I get the entire bed to myself!!! lol"
Tom: "You say 'lol' but everyone can tell that you are crying on the inside."
Jack: "BOYER-BURNED BY TOM!!!"

by pettyasstom January 13, 2018

Boyer-Burned

Any savage / sarcastic / funny AF reply to an overly-sensitive pansy, made publicly, to make them feel like an idiot.

"Dude, did you see Brian's savage AF reply to that sensitive-ass, Mark's, Twitter rant? He BOYER-BURNED the shit out of that retard!"

by pettyasstom May 2, 2018

Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016