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Bowl Noob 

An inexperienced bowl smoker who would make mistakes that the owner of the pipe can only laugh at... unless it involves breaking the bowl of course. If you break it, assume you bought it.
1) Bowl Noobs fail to corner the bowl when they light it, torching more surface area; or fail to pass the lighter (or worse the bowl)

2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)

3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe

4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber

5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl

6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e

7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)

8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.

9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.

10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.
Bowl Noob by gen.ret February 22, 2013

bowl noob 

Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.
Who's the bowl noob? CBA coming home to sh*t.
bowl noob by BeanMaster April 16, 2008
Word of the Day on February 19, 2011
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026