bourgey

the qualities of being bourgeois, things that the bourgeois like, things that make the bourgeois the bourgeois.

That gated community is so bourgey, they have people to do their lawns.

by bourgeybear September 12, 2013

Shayley Bourget

Shayley Bourget was the former bassist & guitarist for Of Mice & Men, but left due to personal problems. He is currently the front man in Dayshell. He has the most beautiful voice ever. He also is very beautiful himself.

Shayley Bourget is beautiful

by yoloswag4jesusman January 11, 2014

bourgeoisie

The form of social class that all the bird spies work for.

all the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, now watching us. All the birds work for the bourgeoisie.

by afoye888 July 1, 2019

petite bourgeoisie

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.

"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."

by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

All of the birds died in 1987 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies, that are now watching us... The Birds work for the Bourgeoisie

by AllOfTheBirdsDiedIn1987 October 21, 2019

bourge-bag

(boozh-bag, n. {pl. bourge-bags}) A contraction of "bourgeois" and "douchebag" to suggest a smug, elitist upper-middle-class lifestylist or person who fancies his or her self as one, and who is self-consciously and publicly representing that lifestyle in their consumer choices including the media which they broadcast through forwards to their personal social media audiences. Perhaps unknowingly, bourge-bags are prone to display crassly classist attitudes in their superficial understanding of society, underlying a sense of liberal idealism which they also superficially understand.

This historically diverse blue-collar neighborhood has been gentrified by techies and bourge-bags who think they're doing the area a huge favor by attracting a Whole Foods Market and putting an old Latino market out of business.

by DJ Rick November 19, 2014

Bourgeois Pig

Someone who acts snobbish because of their socioeconomic status, especially if the image of their affluence is false.

Andrew is such a bourgeois pig, a few days ago I saw him playing golf with the CEO of the company with those plastic golf clubs spray painted silver. What a cheap ass, we all know that he can barely afford the knockoffs he always wears!

by Phamarama360 April 18, 2010