bottle run

To walk casually into the alcohol aisle of any grocery store and proceed to take a bottle, usually Jack Daniels, and walk out of the store like nothing happened. A variation can be done with a hand basket and several bottles. If one can handle the sketchiness of the act, a shopping cart and the fire exit can also be used. A bottle run will get you a good year on probation, so if someone behind your back tells you to stop, run forest run.

Stoner A:"Dude Matt got tackled by 3 managers at Ralph's for trying to push a shopping cart full of JD out the fire exit!" Stoner B:"Are you serious, thats the 3rd time he's done a bottle run this week!"
Stoner A:"Yeah, that dumb ass kept doin it at the same store"

by matt412 December 30, 2008

milk bottle run

the passenger jet from Europe to the Caribbean. White female sex tourists go to the Caribbean for the black guys. Milk bottles need filling.

Da Milk bottle run here fellas

by Joedecop September 22, 2014

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

bottlecrunching

As if to crunch up the plastic around the water bottle

He held the water bottle so hard the plastic was affected,he was bottlecrunching.

by bottlebro February 9, 2022

bottlecrunching

Crunch up the bottle with your hand-affecting the plastic. Not breaking it though

He held the bottle so hard the plastic crunched,bottlecrunching.

by bottlebro February 9, 2022