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boris the cat 

Boris the cat, is a person who will go way out of their way to help you, they will do anything they possibly can to make you feel better about your self, or your situation. This perticular person was braught up to be your guidenece, and to help you through anything you need help with. This is a one a in a million person, who always looks on the bright side, always walks around with a smile, always makes a joke out of everything, and trys to laugh it off. This is the person you will love, and you know that they will not judge you, no matter what you've done for what reason, they will always be there for you, no matter what. If you do get close enough to that person, as a friend, they will even get them selves into fights just to protect you, just to be that friend, that missing link, that older brother, that guaridan angle you've always wanted as a child. That best friend. This person will never leave you. They will listen, they will understand, they will talk you through your problems, they wont say anything if you don't want, or they will try give you adcive and help you through it. If you ever meet a person as great as this, never let them go.
You happen to be going through trouble at home, and at school. You feel there is no where you can go to for advice, or a shoulder to lean or cry on, then you remember that one special person that you can turn to, no matter what time of night or day, no matter how big or small your "problem" is, or even if you just want a chit chat because you're feeling down, this person will know, and will be there. Boris the cat will be the best thing that will come into your life, a person that you will never forget.
boris the cat by boristhecat January 18, 2008
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Boris the Cat 

Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.
Boris the Cat is ready for Fefe's seed.
Boris the Cat by anonymous April 11, 2024

The Catholic Bois 

A group of white males who go to a catholic school. These bois are usually found joking about drugs, sex, and their science teacher. The bois usually have one very small kid, he is usually the most dirty-minded, and probably is a scooter kid. Then they have a very tall kid who just wants to chill, usually a surfer. There is also the one kid from a public school that poisoned everybody's mind. Then there's the creative art kid who kinda goes with the flow. There's the one kid who only reps one sport (Usually baseball. Also, the baseball kid does not understand the concept of bros before hoes. And finally, there's the kid with the same name as the dirty-minded who is usually quite.
Damn, there goes the Catholic Bois
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