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booty scooch

verb

The act of rubbing one's ass on the floor while placing hands in between legs to pull one's self forward. Most of the time booty scooching is performed in circles on carpets.

Usually done by dogs with itchy booties
-Bob: Dude my dog was really acting weird earlier today
-Hans: What was he doing?
-Bob: Rubbing his ass on the carpet and moving in circles
-Hans: HAHAHAHA thats called booty scooching, it's very common among dogs.
-Bob: Wow! Thanks I didn't know! Booty scooch!
booty scooch by BJHarder May 16, 2012
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Scooch Booty 

A female that has very flat butt cheeks. It looks like her behind is "scootched up" She's usually overweight.
Bitch if you don't get you're scooch booty ass on somewhere with that!
Scooch Booty by nickosarus April 16, 2011

booty smooch 

When you gently give a smooch on someone’s butt hole
Lydia, I’m going to Booty smooch you
booty smooch by Bojo618 January 2, 2019

bootycoochjr 

they are the hottest, funniest, person ever they also have the best username in the world
bootycoochjr is the funniest person ever!

bootycoochjr 

they are the nicest, hottest, funniest, coolest, #swagmoney est person ever!
bootycoochjr is a lesbian!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026