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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Related Words
boocho boochoog Boochow booch boochie BooCocky booched boochi booching boochy

Trump BooCocky 

Donald Trump’s tweets that end up as “Man Goo” in every human being’s face, eyes, nose mouth and ears. (All Five senses)
Can humanity avoid a “Trump BooCocky”?
Trump BooCocky by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019

BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat
Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,
BooHoo Cracker by Bloomski August 15, 2020

Boohonkey 

A synonym for butt, but it's a more polite word to use if you're mad. You know when your parents tell you you're getting a spanking on your butt? That's the right time to tell them that the word butt isn't very nice. You may get in bigger trouble, but it was worth it. You learn something every day.
You little kid better sit your boohonkey down before I slap it to China.
Boohonkey by OofBanana October 25, 2018

Booch Block

Means no lie, or deadass. It can also be used as a verb when you "booch" someone, which means you're just messing with them. It originated in Yorktown Heights, "booch block."
I benched 300 pounds yesterday without a spotter, booch block.

You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.
Booch Block by Mista Mase December 4, 2017

Bochok-bochok 

The politically incorrect way of calling someone fat in the philippines.
Adrian is so bochok-bochok that he eats too much chips and candy!

Marchello was so insecure when he became so bochok-bochok that he was so sad that it will never be his crowning glory in a pageant.

Santi has a bochok-bochok body like a muffin top
Bochok-bochok by JRHU June 11, 2022