bonkem

sad loser who spends most of his time sitting in the dark, crying over phatlewt he'll never see, and wanking to old episodes of the Golden Girls.

Dude, it's been a bad week.. I think I'm gonna go home and do a bonkem.

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

bitches be bonkers

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"

Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.

by da.ryl April 16, 2018

Bonke Monke

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.

Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.

by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021

Titty Bonkers

A Massachusetts term meaning absolutely fucking crazy.

Hey Isaac did you hear Jamie sharted in class, it was Titty Bonkers!!

by TittyBonkers March 30, 2021

Monka Bonkers

When someone did something crazy, something crazy happened, or a general state of excitement.

Woah dude! You just boxed that kid like a floppa; that was monka bonkers!

by trendSetter6969 September 26, 2021

Bontemgasm

The unrestrained physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Australian football viewing excitation.

1. I've just had a Bontemgasm, please pass the tissues.

by Australian idle March 27, 2015

bonkerdom

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.

My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.

by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009