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bong face 

The made up Magic: The Gathering card that says every player must take a bong hit at the beginning of their upkeep, what the hell take 3.
Alright, ill pay 3 for BONG FACE.
bong face by Remix123343 October 18, 2008
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bongface 

The intense headrush and subsequent complete knockout punch that comes immediately after smoking a gigantic rip of marijuana out of a bong. Typically the person experiencing bongface is incapable of speech or even thought for about one minute, after which the high disperses throughout the body, and the user becomes pleasantly blazed.
Person 1: /takes massive bong hit
Person 2: Dude, you're about to get the craziest bongface.
Person 1: /incoherent speech while closing eyes tightly and putting head in arms
bongface by Samuel Macintosh November 28, 2012

bongface 

The look a person gets when they try their first beer bong. A mixture of surprise, pain, and joy. Usually the eyes become huge, but then revert to normal in an attempt to act "cool".
When he first triet that beerbong, man, you shoulda seen his bongface, it was crazy!
bongface by Doctor Swiing August 30, 2007

bongfaced 

When you high as fuck but shit faced too.
Damn, Colin be bongfaced tonight homie
bongfaced by Bongfacedfaggot August 1, 2016
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026