Boner Crippled

Inability to walk due to a public erection
"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"
by TheNippleAssassin April 29, 2016
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Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.
I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!
by Impaler118 February 09, 2017
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