bone you

To put your dick on to someone's body

bone you In the back

by Maxingamozon May 4, 2015

bone it like you own it

An utterance of encouragement to treat a person/thing as being one's permanent possession/property, free to be mistreated/misused, especially when both the encourager and encouragee know such not to be the case. Commonly done when loss/destruction of a partner/object is imminent, or when one does not take the partner's next partner/item's next owner into consideration.

Kris: I don't think it's going to work between Jamil and me. Our relationship seems so tenuous.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!

Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.

by Bachelor boB September 21, 2012

you should bone him/her

a reply to whenever someone says someone is attractive.

"hey that supermodel is pretty hot"

"you should bone her"

by John Sim August 4, 2004

break every bone in your body

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone and then, while sitting back with a nice bottle of wine, proceed to sadistically snap all 106 bones in their body, about one every 20 minutes or so, thereby inflicting nearly insufferable agony and forcing the person take their meals through a tube for the rest of their miserable, now useless life.

Ricky: Lucy, what’d you do, making out with Ethel?
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!

by IGKYA53 July 2, 2020

Bone 'em Young University

A term to classify men with no career and/or little education. Mostly due to the result of juvenile partying and screwing women irresponsibly, often leading to a pregnancy that ruined any chance of success.

-Derived from Brigham Young University
-Term coined by Los Angeles 97.1's Tom Leykis infamous radio show host

Jesse: Hey Eddie, how's everything working out at UCLA?

Eddie: nahh man I got my girl knocked up and can't focus no more, my pop Tom said we belong at BYU..

Jesse: Then what's the prob? Utah's kick ass.

Eddie: Bone 'em Young University...

Jesse: Idiot.

by native-rhythms.com October 28, 2008

humourus like the bone in your arm

this is a phrase commonly used by myself, The Popster, and Conrad the sailor. It means something is funny, or humourus, and therefore like the bone in your arm.

Oh dear Char has browned the sofa
humourus like the bone in your arm

by Rwolbic May 10, 2005

Shake your bone and sauce your wings

When a guy jacks off on another persons face.

Hey baby you want to shake your bone and sauce your wings?

by complexreason July 13, 2010