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Bone Collector 

A messy person; an instigator. Someone who brings news to an individual about what was done or said about that person, unbeknownst to them. Usually done in an effort to instigate fights and arguments between individuals who might have been friendly and cool before that moment.
I don't wanna come off as the bone collector, but Helen has been talking mad shit about you behind your back.
Bone Collector by DMV-89 November 25, 2021

Bone Collector 

A Bone Collector is a female that has to have a long lasting, forever relationship with every man she dates, talks to, speaks to, or has sex with. The Bone Collector will hold on to old boyfriends or love interests even if she has a current boyfriend or that person has a girlfriend. The Bone Collector will typically interfere in the current relationships of the bones(men) she has collected through the years. The Bone Collector often has low self esteem, so she collects and stores up bones to build a false sense of security. FYI-some men are Bone collectors.
Jason: Dude, are you still talking to Sharon? I thought you broke up with her five years ago.

Michael: We did break up five years ago,but the chic stills calls me for conversation and sometimes favors. Btw... She has a boyfriend!

Jason: Are you guys getting back together?

Michael: No, I've been trying to get back in with her one time, but she says that we can't, but she still calls. She just likes to have me accessible when she wants to dig me up.

Jason: Sounds like she's the dog and you're the bone! Word around town is that she does this to all her male associates. Man, that chic is a Bone Collector!
Bone Collector by Cillybee January 6, 2011

Bone collector 

"Someone digging up your past skeletons to pick on you with, simply because of their own character flaws."
"Damn he's collecting her bones to pick a fight, smh he needs to grow up and quit being a bone collector"
Bone collector by YelaSyr August 4, 2020

Bone Collect

To hook up with a girl just to increase the number of people you've slept with
Bone Collectorbone collector: "So I bone collected this girl last night and I slipped out while she was asleep. All I left was a business card that said 'You've been collected' on the front and on the back I wrote 'don't call me'"

BC's Friend: You are SUCH a douche
Bone Collect by Gloucester March 15, 2009

bone-collector 

An emotionally damaged chick that engages in a plurality of one-off sexual excursions with known and/or unknown men in order to:
A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."

Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.

(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)
"Yeah ever since______, "Y" has been on a sexual rampage.
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."

Bone Collector 

A man who hooks up with girls for the primary purpose of increasing the number of people he has slept with.
Bone Collector: "I'm the Bone Collector and I'm gonna bone collect her!"

BC's Friend: "You are a douche"
Bone Collector by hortesque March 15, 2009
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