bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

bollockbrain

A bollockbrain is a simple form of abuse which has its origins in Manchester. In 2005 versions of the word began to spring up in the midwest USA; especially in Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo.It is usually used to make fun of someone who does somthing stupid;lacks anything resembling a brain; or to destroy someones self esteem.

*edit in name* you bollockbrain, what the fuck did you just do that for? you almost killed us you crazy motherfucker.

by Ronald Jeremiah June 15, 2007

Bollockbrained-Crudwank

If someone is being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank, it means that they are being incredibly stupid or have done something so unbelievably ridiculous. This world can be used to describe a person.

"Jerry was being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank because he set fire to his own fart"

by 20littleshit10 March 1, 2023

bollocktrain

Another word for the Bollockchain, but emphasizing more the bandwagon effect and the mindless exhuberance of its adherents.

See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.

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by Yodag June 7, 2019