bollock brain
Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.
bollock brain by Sid Swift November 19, 2003
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bollockbrain
A bollockbrain is a simple form of abuse which has its origins in Manchester. In 2005 versions of the word began to spring up in the midwest USA; especially in Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo.It is usually used to make fun of someone who does somthing stupid;lacks anything resembling a brain; or to destroy someones self esteem.
*edit in name* you bollockbrain, what the fuck did you just do that for? you almost killed us you crazy motherfucker.
bollockbrain by Ronald Jeremiah June 15, 2007
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Bollockbrained-Crudwank
If someone is being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank, it means that they are being incredibly stupid or have done something so unbelievably ridiculous. This world can be used to describe a person.
Bollockbrained-Crudwank by 20littleshit10 March 1, 2023
bollocktrain
Another word for the Bollockchain, but emphasizing more the bandwagon effect and the mindless exhuberance of its adherents.
See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.
See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.
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bollocktrain by Yodag June 7, 2019
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