A phrase used by the character Ted and his band on the populartelevision series "scrubs". This is a short hand version of "I'm rubber and you're glue" implying someone's insult bounces off of you, creating a "boing" sound and is thrown back through the air making a "fwip" sound. Boing fwip is often accompanied by hand movements implying said action.
"person 1: You're a jerkface
person 2: Boing fwip!
jerk face (formerly known as person 1): Oh snap"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!