Bogglesocker Share definition Flag A person who stares at someones socks, and tries to steal them. "Dude, look at that birko eyeing up our socks!" "God yeah man, what a bogglesocker!" Bogglesocker by Liam Porter July 19, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Bogglesocker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch