Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
bodified • bonified • Bedified • bogified • bomdified • Bonified Boner • Bonified retard • bopified • Borified • boxified
Bonified retard
When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
Bonified retard by TSEngineer July 11, 2009
bonified
bogified
"He's certified bogified.".
"His coding was so misguided, it bogified the entire project'.
The well-intentioned swap meet was completely bogified by the front-end ticket purchase requirement.
"His coding was so misguided, it bogified the entire project'.
The well-intentioned swap meet was completely bogified by the front-end ticket purchase requirement.
bogified by Miles Lott December 8, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026