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1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.
that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?
by catacate August 11, 2007
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