blujag

a mode which is entered immediately after long periods of procrastination, usually leading up to a very important deadline; to complete an assignment or otherwise due material at the absolute last second with the minimum amount of sleep possible

Person 1: "i've been pulling two all-nighters straight, i still have another overdue paper to turn in, and i have track practice at 6"
Person 2: "just blujag that shit"

by jericho1ne October 18, 2006

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blumage (BLOO-muhj)

Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.

Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.

Dan has much greater blumage than Jack.

by Hoss Reed May 18, 2009

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Bludagon

A French weapon of war consisting of two kegs filled with soldiers' blood. A sprinkler attached to the top of the kegs spun and soaked the battlefield instilling pants pissing fear in those who stood against it. First deployed in 1778, this device was of little use against General Smallwood's Militia. However, the second Bludagon, although still destroyed, infected Smallwood's troops and killed them all. This was one of the two French Military victories against the United States.

"Holy fucking shit, General Smallwood! It's the Bludagon."

by Brandonsbass October 22, 2008

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