blujag 

a mode which is entered immediately after long periods of procrastination, usually leading up to a very important deadline; to complete an assignment or otherwise due material at the absolute last second with the minimum amount of sleep possible

Person 1: "i've been pulling two all-nighters straight, i still have another overdue paper to turn in, and i have track practice at 6"
Person 2: "just blujag that shit"

blujag by jericho1ne October 18, 2006

blumage

blumage (BLOO-muhj)

Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.

Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.

Dan has much greater blumage than Jack.

blumage by Hoss Reed May 18, 2009

Bludagon 

A French weapon of war consisting of two kegs filled with soldiers' blood. A sprinkler attached to the top of the kegs spun and soaked the battlefield instilling pants pissing fear in those who stood against it. First deployed in 1778, this device was of little use against General Smallwood's Militia. However, the second Bludagon, although still destroyed, infected Smallwood's troops and killed them all. This was one of the two French Military victories against the United States.

"Holy fucking shit, General Smallwood! It's the Bludagon."

Bludagon by Brandonsbass October 22, 2008

blumage

An annoying kid, especially online

I saw that blumage the other day. What a prick.

blumage by dave720p April 17, 2017

buljager 

its a head,on ZG slang,we from croatia talkin like that

i was drunk and my buljager was hurt so bad..

buljager by fule June 20, 2003

bluagoonkee 

Long Island slang for getting a blow job while pooping. Alternate spellings include "blegonky" and "blugonqui"

You: "yo man I just got the nicest bluagoonkee."
Luc: "What's that?"

bluagoonkee by TheChich96 December 18, 2015

blurag 

The best rapper and the most entertaining person that you will ever meet

Anon1: Hey man did you hear that new Blurag Song?
You: Yea man I can’t get enough of him

blurag by Blurag July 20, 2021