blue donkey 

A sexual act where a partner tightly ties a string around the man's ball sack, hits it with a 2x4, brays loudly, and then walks away.

When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.

blue donkey by Tdogggydogg January 20, 2017

blue rocket donkey 

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off

The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.

blue rocket donkey by wankiiit May 29, 2012

Blue gilled sea donkey 

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home

P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey

Blue gilled sea donkey by Anonymous9492349 December 29, 2010

Bluemonkey 

I’d give everything for this man, I worship him and love him. Bluemonkey if you see this I love you.

Bluemonkey is my idol

Bluemonkey by ♡quackk ♡ March 4, 2022