blue calls 

A medical condition that happens after your booty call cancels last minute.

Dude I totally got a case of blue calls last night when Jessica cancelled on me.

blue calls by TraviSemajBers March 20, 2017

blue calls 

A blue call is when a girl doesn't let you finish what you want to say and hangs up early. Giving you blue calls

My girl friend kept drawing out the conversation, but hung up before I finished she hung up! Bitch gave me blue calls!

blue calls by Norm Hull September 10, 2013

Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled 

When someone uses you over and over again

" oh I see how it is why don't you slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled"

Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled by Mary Virginia July 15, 2019

intellectual blueballs 

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.

I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

intellectual blueballs by MarkPG October 9, 2006

emotional blueballs 

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...

Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.

emotional blueballs by @KO June 25, 2016

dubstep blueballs 

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come

Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs

dubstep blueballs by yolobizzil May 23, 2014

theatrical blueballs 

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!

cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.

theatrical blueballs by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008