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blpss

1. The sounds made by semen while exiting the penis during ejaculation.

2. Jizzing.

3. Displaying excitement and or extreme interest in an activity.

4. The sounds is typically not audible, this term is typically used in email or texting.

5. During verbal conversation, you may extend two hands from your penis as if you are holding a three foot hose weighing approximately thirty-five pounds, then place your tongue outside your mouth one half inch, close your lips around your tongue and expell air rapidly. While conducting the aforementioned activity the sound "BLPSS" should occur, this is how to properly convey excitement and/or interest in an activity in a public setting.
1. Q>What do you think of Penelope Cruz's ass?

A> Blpss, I like it.

2. Blpss, this is really good chocolate ice cream.
by Jean Matell December 14, 2009
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Divine Bliss

Yeah, he’s tuned up... he’s divine bliss.
by Eye.of.Ra February 4, 2019
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Gandhi Bless

Phrase that is used whenever something good happens to you and you have to be grateful, or when you see a 10/10
Hey cus take a look at that.
Mmmmmh, Gandhi Bless.
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Papa Bless

Most commonly used by guys who are known for seeking the fattest vapes and the most slammin' chub n' tuck. This is a sign of veneration for something done remarkably well, the opposite of a Bradberry if you will. Use at your own discretion, due to it's incredible ability of making people say it for no reason.
Ethan: "Hey man, are you up for some Chub n' Tuck lessons in the Park?"
Ethan B.:"Sure thing man, last one was dope! Papa Bless!"
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Blessy

A beautiful attractive girl. When she loves she loves for real. Their bodies are real goals. She has a sense of humor and laughs a lot. Very committed to what she does. She knows how to socialise and fit in. They are all weathered people. They have admirable stress free lives. Love is their weakness. She has a heart od gold. If she hates you its for real she hates you. She can get so emotionless . She can act very petty but she isn't. She loves making people happy.
She is damn sexy
She must be a Blessy
by Stine12 November 29, 2018
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blisscombobulated

An adjective describing the state of being so deliriously happy, you're unraveling at the seams. Usually connected with being madly in love.
You're on Cloud 10. You're laughing, doing cartwheels, bursting into song, and bumping into furniture.
"She was so blisscombobulated that we had to scrape her off the ceiling with a spatula."
by SneezyDwarf June 20, 2013
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Cat Bliss

The type of extreme and absolute happiness that is so simple it can only be reached by a cat
"I am so happy, the only thing that could make me happier is if I reached cat bliss."
by hubercl September 11, 2009
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